Stephen King frightened us with Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy aka the Killer Clown did far worse as his red lips and fixed smile masked his serial killerness. And love them or loathe them, they’re here and scaring the confetti out of some.
Whether or not the circus is in town, the fancy dress frenzy is weirdly gaining momentum and you owe it to yourself to be prepared. They could appear anytime, from behind any tree or jump out when you least suspect. But rest assured the marauders in yellow polka-dotted shirts and sky blue pants will hold no fear when you’re TotalFighter fit and trained. In fact the creepy costumed jokers will be frightened of your 1-2 combo, elbow strikes and rear-naked choke…
Seriously, do not provoke or approach the overtly colourful ones. They’re likely to squirt water from a fake flower pinned to their shirt or steal your little brother’s bicycle.
In all seriousness, report any questionable or suspicious activity to Police.
Get healthy. Eat smart. Train smart. And no clowning around.